I...AM...NOT...A...WHORE...

i'm not! i swear!! i kinda feel like one though, because like you know how i broke up with alonzo? well you know matt? okay so let me fill you in....

last night brenda and me were babysitting from 5 to 9, and the kids bedtime was 7:30, so we had like an hour and a half to kill... right? right, so at like 8 brenda was texting matt, and then she was like "hahahahaha", and i was like "what the crap?" and she was like "look at my phone" so i did and it was on the texting thingy and it was to matt and it said, "jannelle wants a kiss from you" and so he responded "wtf? why?" and she was like "because shes attracted to you" and i was like pretending to throw up, then he responded and was like "you and i both know that that is so not true" and so then she was like "yes it is!" and that went on for a while... and then she was like "are you attracted to her?" and he was like "why do you wanna know?" and so she was like "idk, i just do, answer me" so she convinced him to tell and finally he said "fine. whatever, a little." and she was like "would you ever ask her out?" and he was like "mayybe, but wouldn't alonzo kill me?" and so then she was like "no he doesn't like her anymore, he likes me" and so he was like "oh ok". so she asked me if i would ever go out with him or if i liked him at all... and i said yeah i guess. so then she convinced him into asking me out, but then after we were done babysitting and we both went home, she called and was like "i am calling on behalf of matt. he is asking you out" and i was like "what the crap?" and she was like "i kept on telling him to call you and ask you out, but he just said, 'cant i just ask her out tomorrow' and so i was like no do it now so then he was like 'you do it for me'", so then i was like "your a meanie" and she was like "is that a yes" and i was like "your a meanie" so she was like "it is a yes!"

so thats the story, and im going out with matt now... am i a whore? i have an idea!
yes! that is so my song! well brenda says this is my song
hells to the yeah! wow yeah thats something brenda would say... lol anyways... I AM NOT A WHORE! I AM NOT A WHORE! I AM NOT A WHORE! I AM NOT A WHORE! but i like to do it....

later
janelle